You forget to mention that those houses are like half a million dollars and the minimum wage is like 7.25 an hour

Ow. My heart

I mean this was always the obvious plan. I knew it by Wednesday.

The question is, what calls are the right ones to make Monday morning at open so that you can cash out with +100000% gains by noon.

That shit WILL happen, and it WILL be predetermined. We just need to find the tell