Rock. It will last through the ages/random moves. Its small and portable but substantial enough to be satisfying. My only concern is id be afraid id try to skip it across a lake and lose it.

This is a two month old article. There are many cities in the US with curfew laws on the books for minors (as well as cities world wide…). I know the US sucks ass but, why spread misinformation through memes? Yes i read your source article, OP.
Bit of non issue IMO.