I mainly learned that I want this person in my squad in the apocalypse

ohno

(you should get a squatty potty)

Ever watched The Platform?

If someone came up to me and said they were going to shoot one cat or two and if I didn’t choose one they would shoot three I still wouldn’t play their game. Don’t negotiate with terrorists or whatever.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AHqvA4Is0Aw&t=2m14s