Ohhh… I’m joking. Reason: the OP with a bunch of crazy tools claims that it is a “proper” way. While I suspect the OP is either slightly crazy or just lost “genetic lottery” and really needs more serious approach to keep his teeth healthy.

I use beer and dried fish to clean my teeth. I had a few reasons to visit a dentist during my 40 years of life, but those were minor things. So the result is good.