Brave Little Hitachi Wand

It wasn’t always so… My childhood largely featured an arms race of increasingly ridiculous squirt guns that culminated in some dickhead pissing in a backpack water tank and blasting everyone with a double-barreled multi-nozzled monstrosity.

I used to have really bad taste in friends.

Cheers, will give it a go

God I just know I’d be a messy fucker with one of those… Hmm

Nice one, too bad it’s US only!

My teeth are super close together, I got a mouth full of fuckin Chiclets that cut apart pretty much any floss that can get in there. Any recommendations?