You’d be cut out of the show. Who?
Sure but I can’t be removed from the memories of the participants
I’d be concerned about their ability to empathize.
Okay that’s admittedly fair
Most people do not empathise. They mirror: “Could that be me?”
Most people do not empathise. They mirror: “Could that be me?”
“John killed himself and it is, like, such boosting his ratings, like I did NOT anticipate that; I’m going to have to make up like my own gimmick so he doesn’t upstage me; he made this competition, like, ten times harder, but I WILL be Mrs Love island (I don’t know I don’t watch the show)”
“Like…I don’t even know what’s so special about that; I feel like I could’ve done that, but now the spotlight is all on him; how do you even beat that? Well I’m not letting him steal this competition, Mr Love island will be my victory”
I’d drown all the other dumb fucks.




