• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    2 days ago

    “John killed himself and it is, like, such boosting his ratings, like I did NOT anticipate that; I’m going to have to make up like my own gimmick so he doesn’t upstage me; he made this competition, like, ten times harder, but I WILL be Mrs Love island (I don’t know I don’t watch the show)”

    “Like…I don’t even know what’s so special about that; I feel like I could’ve done that, but now the spotlight is all on him; how do you even beat that? Well I’m not letting him steal this competition, Mr Love island will be my victory”